Spider-Man: A science nerd-turned-superhero, high school student Peter Parker's alter ego possesses superhuman strength and a pre-cognitive "Spidey-sense." Utilizing wrist-activated spider-web strings, he also claims the ability to cling to most surfaces.
Wolverine: Yes, he needs a good shave, and he has to do something about those long nails, but we're willing to look past that. After all, he has regenerative healing powers, retractable claws, animal-like reflexes and was once rumored to be dating the incredibly likable Squirrel Girl.
The winner: We've got to hand this round to Wolverine. While Spider-Man continues to get new lead actors and seemingly never-ending reboots, our steadfast Wolverine has long been portrayed by the dashing and debonaire Australian actor Hugh Jackman.